The Chronically Online Raccoon Tee
$28.67
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Ever feel like your brain lives on the internet, but your heart is just... taking a break? Our "Chronically Online, Emotionally Offline" Raccoon Tee perfectly captures that modern mood. Featuring a charmingly chaotic, hand-doodled raccoon looking a bit dazed and tired, this design speaks volumes without saying too much. With "Chronically Online" arched in a bold retro serif font at the top and "Emotionally Offline" in a smaller, straight line below, all in deep espresso brown ink with our signature distressed vintage texture, it’s the ultimate statement for the digital native who needs a digital detox (but can't quite commit). Embrace your unbothered, online-but-not-really vibe.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft and long-lasting
- Garment-dyed for a soft color, vintage texture
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz) with a relaxed fit for comfort
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability
- Sizes S–2XL, pre-shrunk, sewn-in label;
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean