The Chronically Online Raccoon Tee

Ever feel like your brain lives on the internet, but your heart is just... taking a break? Our "Chronically Online, Emotionally Offline" Raccoon Tee perfectly captures that modern mood. Featuring a charmingly chaotic, hand-doodled raccoon looking a bit dazed and tired, this design speaks volumes without saying too much. With "Chronically Online" arched in a bold retro serif font at the top and "Emotionally Offline" in a smaller, straight line below, all in deep espresso brown ink with our signature distressed vintage texture, it’s the ultimate statement for the digital native who needs a digital detox (but can't quite commit). Embrace your unbothered, online-but-not-really vibe.

Product features

- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft and long-lasting

- Garment-dyed for a soft color, vintage texture

- Heavyweight (6.1 oz) with a relaxed fit for comfort

- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability

- Sizes S–4XL, pre-shrunk, sewn-in label;

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean